Thursday, September 19, 2019

One in the Hand, Two in Your Bush

Dear Curt,  

'Recently' at a party a man put his penis in my hand. What should I do? 

A) laugh it off cuz I was asking for it (pretty hands)
B) wait for the FBI to call (*still)
C) stroke it
Please help me Curt. You're a genius. -Debbie, VA

Dear Debbie, 
Men, unlike women like sex. It’s always polite and right to take care of that urge. Do you know that if you don’t touch it, it hurts? Who knows, that penis might have been connected to your future husband, so I hope you took good care of him. -Curt

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