Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Curt's 4,000,000 Steps to Financial Freedom - archive from 10/1/08

FROM THE DESK OF MR BOB HAKAM
AUDIT/REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO

SIR/MADAM,

I KNOW THAT THIS EMAIL WILL BE A BIG SURPRISE TO YOU, BUT I WANT YOU TO CALM DOWN AND READ VERY CAREFULLY.
I HAVE A BUSINESS WHICH WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US. THE AMOUNT OF MONEY INVOLVED IS (FIVE MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) WHICH I WANT TO TRANSFER OUT OF THE COUNTRY TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, ALL TO MY FINANCIAL BENEFIT AND YOURS TOO. AND ALSO TO TAKE MY WIFE ABROAD FOR TREATMENT OF LIVER DAMAGE.THIS MONEY IS OWNED BY A MAN CALLED JIN SUN, A BUSINESS COMMERCIALIST IN WEST AFRICAN REGIONS. HE HAS BEEN DEAD SINCE THE YEAR 2000 AND SINCE THEN, NO CLAIM HAS BEEN PLACED ON HIS BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE. I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY BUT SUCH FUNDS CANNOT BE TRANSFERRED WITHOUT A NEXT OF KIN ATTACHED TO THE FUND. THE FUND COULD BE TRANSFERRED IN THESE WAY; YOU SHALL PRESENT YOURSELF AS A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE TO THE DECEASED PERSON [LATE MR. JIN SUN]AS DETAILS SHALL BE THAT, YOU ARE THE CARE-TAKER BUSINESS ASSOCIATE TO LATE MR. JIN SUN AND HIS PROPERTIES I SHALL MAKE AVAILABLE TO YOU MATERIALS AND INFORMATION WITH WHICH A SUCCESSFUL CLAIM SHALL BE PLACED ON THE FUND. I SHALL ALSO BE YOUR GUIDIANCE AND INSTRUCTOR THROUGHOUT THE DURATION OF THIS TRANSACTION SO AS TO ENSURE A SWIFT AND SURE TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.As TO YOUR BENEFITS, YOU SHALL BE ENTITLED TO 40% OF THIS FUND FOR YOUR COOPERATION IN THIS TRANSACTION WHILE 5% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENCES INCURED DURING THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSACTION. WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE SO THAT I CAN MOVE AHEAD AND GIVE YOU THE INDEPT DETAILS CONCERNING THIS TRANSACTION AND ALSO THE STEPS TO TAKE FOR A SMOOTH TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
BEST REGARDS, -MR. BOB HAKAM

Dear Mr Bob,

Wow, what a wonderful opportunity, and at the perfect time, what with the economy being ruined because of Obama's lead in the polls. At my estimates, 40% of 5.7 million is 4 million dollars. Now, Shonda is ALWAYS saying that my salary really isn't enough for us to get by on. Plus, with my arm HANGING from one thread, I'm not sure how many innings I have left. I'll probably only be able to pitch another 5-7 years. Here's the good news for you, there is apparently a ton of money in foreign accounts that can ONLY be accessed through American banks, seeing that they are so stable. So, if Americans will answer these emails, and then send a measly 2-5 grand to the letter writer, they will then send you the millions. Now, I just sent Mr. Bob 4,000 dollars, and when I get my 4 million, I'll have quadrupled my original investment. That stupid Suze Osmond broad has nothing on Curt, or that bald Kramer, who is far less funny than the racist Kramer. You have to spend to earn, and if more Americans would answer these emails, we'd all be on easy street (and not Wall Street). I can't wait to tell Shonda!

Thanks Bob, the check is in the mail, I look forward to my transfer! And my well wishes go to your wife and her liver. I would set a charity up for her, but it seems she'll be all set when this transfer goes down.

I look forward to hearing from you...-Curt $chilling 

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