Sunday, April 2, 2017

What's Next for 45?

Curt, 
With the president's health care legislation victory and his polling numbers at an all time high, what's next for 45? -Ted, Omaha

Ted,
I am so relieved that some patriotic Americans don't believe the fake news.  We've drastically improved relations with Russia, stopped forcing companies to follow rules and we're all ready to stop abortion and put more guns on the street! We are winning so much that I can't wipe this grin off my face. In fact, my face hurts worse than when Shonda got the bad batch of Botox in her cheek. She looked like Alvin the chipmunk.

Curt

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