Monday, April 17, 2017

M.O.A.P. = Mother of All Presidents

I'm so glad the President has decided to bomb more foreign places. If he drops a MOAB on CNN, how will anyone find out about it? No one reads fake news anymore. -Chuck, NY

PS, My friend Eli Manning was wondering if you could get him some game-used inauguration hairspray or lip tanner? He will pay!

Dear Chuck,
Dropping a gigantic bomb on terrorists really gets my man juices flowing. Poor Shonda, I've been chasing her around the house telling her I have the mother of all bombs for her due to the inspiration I drew from Trumps STRONG move. Huge bombs and missile attacks sort of do it for me.  

Sure the airfield he hit with 40 million dollars worth of bombs was operational the next day, but the images of the missiles being fired from our ships was AWESOME. Between that and the MOAB being dropped, I don't understand why the liberals are marching about taxes? This is what your taxes pay for: Awesome bombs that kill terrorists and render airfields worthless for 20 or so hours!!

Between the Bombs, Missiles and Drones - I'll be hard for a month!

Eli Manning is a loser, I can get Big Ben's signature for you. I'm kind of a big deal in Steelers nation. I just have to pose as a drunk, nearly passed out girl at a bar to get his attention. -Curt 

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