Tuesday, March 7, 2017

President Trump is "Not" a Russian Spy

Is Trump a Russian spy? -Chuck

Even if he is, what's the big deal? We're friends now, after all!  And, I'm pretty sure our government is supposed to be transparent. Is anyone really a spy anymore?  I think that Trump may just wipe out all the intelligence departments of the government. Do we really need the CIA or FBI anymore? We can just wikidump our "confidential" documents. Who are they going to hurt?  Seriously, if Donald hands out the nuclear codes to Russia, is that such a big deal?  What are they going to do, launch an attack at themselves? 
All these liberals are hilarious. The Obamas secretly wiretappe Donald, just like Nixon, and then they cry foul when Trump makes an ally out of an enemy by giving them some "secrets." Aren't they the terrorists and Donald the hero transparent record sharer? I think that decision is clear as day... -Curt

Monday, March 6, 2017


Dear Curt, 
Has it occurred to anyone that Jeff Sessions met with the Russians to thank them for fighting the Afghans in Rambo III? Why are Democrats so illiterate? -John, front of bus

Dear John,
Sessions and the other members of Team Trump were just doing some work before they were hired. Did they bill the USA for their conversations with the Russians? No.  Don't we want to be talking to the Russians? Are we supposed to pretend they aren't there?  I just don't get what the problem is here. The cabinet members were being proactive and reached out to a country in advance to make sure they could hit the ground running on day 1.

Russia is helping us get all the oil we can out of Syria and they have an awesome method of moving into land they want. I hear Donald has his sights set on Nova Scotia and thinks the Crimea move was a great move. He says he and Vlad may just be playing a live version of RISK, and so he's going to make some moves. Maybe invade Chicago and then when Canada isn't paying attention and we have all the troops up there, we can invade.
Either way, it is Trump's country and his staff should be able to do what they want and need to do in his good name. Whether they do that before, after or during the election doesn't matter!  

XOXOXOXOX from Trumpistan,