Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Orange is the New Black

Dear Curt,
I was supposed to meet with the Pretty Albino Leadership (PALe) of the Rich Republican Caucus but I haven’t had the time. Curt, can you set up a meeting for me? -Chad, Orange County


Dear Chad,
I might be able to help. First, I'll need the list of the Rich Republican Caucus with the best time to reach them.  Alternate contacts will help too.  Someone needs to fund my run against Lezzie Pocahontas because Shonda says after Amular my days of self funding are done. Seeing that self has no funds, that won't be much of a problem.  

Did you see Donald's press conference and kick ass rallies?  I say if you are good at campaigning, why stop?  He should run against Hillary, Obama and the Media every day so we can see "Optimum Donald" instead of the one who has to make decisions and think hard and say smart things.Curt


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