Thursday, February 2, 2017

Is Australia Even a Real Country?

Curt, 
Is Australia even a real country? -Paul, Scranton

Dear Paul,
I think it's a continent, but all that they have are kangaroos, fosters lager, boomerangs and outback steak. I'm pretty sure our scientists can work on figuring out how to make a Blooming Onion, now that Trump has fixed the environment. I do hear they have nice beaches, so maybe we should clear it out and turn it into a resort island. We could put golf courses and gold buildings there!  Plus, Trump could recycle #maga. See, who says conservatives don't recycle?

G'day Mate! -CurtImage result for australian model

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