Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Stay Gold Donny Boy

So there's some reports online about President Trump and his ties to Russia. Rather than answer a question, I want to face these allegations head on.
Being peed on by Russian Hookers is very common and is actually a normal skin care regimen in Russia. First off, did you know most moisturizers contain urea? Urea is pee. Also, some Latin ball players pee on their hands to toughen them up. Therefore, pee from Russian hookers makes president Trump's face glow, makes him tough AND he immersed himself in Russian culture so as not to offend anyone. Stop judging different cultures you elitist racists non pee on your face fools and leave our first orange president alone!

Curt

2 comments:

  1. My girlfriend tells me there's moisturizers in semen so it's not such a stretch that there are benefits to being pee'd on...and don't get me started on the benefits of the dirty Sanchez

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  2. My girlfriend tells me there's moisturizers in semen so it's not such a stretch that there are benefits to being pee'd on...and don't get me started on the benefits of the dirty Sanchez

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