Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Legit Pee-Otus

Dear Curt, 
What has John Lewis ever done? -Malcolm, Roxbury

Dear Malcolm,
John Lewis needs to focus more on the problems in his own community. Didn't you hear Trump describe African American neighborhoods as terrible, nightmarish hellscapes where crime never ends and someone is shot ever three seconds?  John Lewis has been in Congress for an awfully long time, why hasn't he fixed these horrifying neighborhoods rather than ignore inaugurations and pick on the Pee-Otus? Who keeps electing people like this when there are candidates like me who are looked at as a long shot? That's why one of my main platforms is, "It can't get much worse, so give me a shot." 

Let's face it, all marriages (100%) now end in divorce, unemployment is at 73% and I haven't had a solid bowel movement in two years.  Soon, our Russian Overlords won't even want to bother to take us over.  North Korea won't want to waste a nuke on us.  Is that really what we want?  Let's fix America and get losers like John Lewis out of office. He may have been bloodied over civil rights, but I was bloodied over RedSoxNation rights. -Curt 

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