Saturday, December 24, 2016

Merry Trumpmas

Dear Curt, I was Christmas shopping at the dollar store today and the clerk told me 'Happy Holidays.' I was so mad I spray painted a swastika on the store window, went home and prayed. Curt did I do the right thing? -Missy, Malden

Missy, The only thing you did wrong was pray. The war on Christmas is real and you are just another casualty. Prayer only takes God's time away from giving the rich stock tips. 
There are 7 billion people in the world and 'most' of them are God loving Christians. You shouldn't be afraid to tell people they have no right to respect diversity on Christmas. It could be Hannuka everyday for all I care, Christmas is about Jesus, getting stuff and watching Die Hard. Luckily, we have a savior alive and well today and he's going to do everything in his power to put this PC stuff to bed, Lauren Duca be damned. -Curt

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