Thursday, December 29, 2016

About That Swamp Thing

Dear Curt, 
Newt told a 'reporter' on NPR that Donald will no longer be saying, "Drain the Swamp." I have never heard of NPR, but I assume Newt was talking to them to avoid hard questions from Teen Vogue

Curt, does this mean Donald is no longer going to fulfill this promise? I know for a million $$, I can ask him myself after the inauguration, but I don't have it. I don't even have the $16 it would take to meet you. Can you ask him for me? -Randy, Wooburn

Megyn Kelly is only a 9.5 and cannot
be trusted with the truth.
Dear Randy,
Actually my appearance fee is $15, but I will go ahead and answer your question for free.  NPR is the national communist network that Obama made to falsify the news. You may have heard some stories about fake news? Well NPR (NotPresentingReality) and PBS (ProbablyBullShit) were both found to be 100% false. First of all, I don't trust news from any woman who is less than a 10.  If they are working and aren't a 10, it stinks of nepotism.  Just a helpful guide for all of you - if they aren't eye candy, they are probably not a true journalist. As for draining the swamp, which I am not allowed to say out loud anymore, it was more of a figure of speech than an actual physical draining of a swamp. In fact, how would a creature named Newt even survive in a non-swamp environment?  Donald, like me and Jesus, love all creatures big, small, slimy and green.  If we drain the swamp, those creatures will die and we are not murderers like the Demoncrats who want to pretend the ice caps are melting so scientists get rich off the government. Perhaps if they spent more time on swamp maintenance and less about melting ice cubes, the world would be a better place. Hope this helps debunk the lying, fake media for you. -Curt

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Performance Problems? Frank Stallone is the People's Cialis: Inauguration Update 2017

Donny Loves Chachi
Can you believe the stars that are lining up to play at the inauguration? Frank Stallone is going to kill it!! -Deb

Dear Deb,
We've got Hollywood powerhouses Scott Baio and Frank Stallone (aka the smart Stallone) and legendary musician, hunter and gun enthusiast Ted Nugent. What a lot of people don't know is that Prince, David Bowie and George Michael likely would have agreed to perform had it not been for their untimely deaths.

Like Donald says, it's not about celebrities, it's about the people. The people like the Nooge playing Patriotic songs like Wango Tango. After all Donald has a stranglehold on America's hearts and minds. -Curt 
Sloppy Chachi's

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Awesome Lives Forever, Rest Now Princess

Did Carrie Fisher die because she was going to lose her affordable health care? -Kyrie, Cle

Dear Kyrie,
Carrie Fisher died from exposure to Hollywood. Look, the rapture is coming someday for all of us, but those who live the lifestyles associated with that modern day Saddam and Gonorrhea pretty much have horrible deaths coming to them quickly.  Whether she was acting in those Star War movies or fixing broken scripts or writing bad books, she was definitely living that Hollywood lifestyle. Making it to 60 is a major achievement in that horrific place.  I'm pretty sure most of them die around 30. Or is that just when they stop getting movie roles outside of playing grandmothers or queens? Once they have one wrinkle on their face, they are box office poison. 
Also, pretty sure she could die because George Lucas and his team of Jewish Lawyers figured out how to CGI her in Rogue One Now she can live forever and not in that sick, frozen way like everyone's favorite Tedsicle, Ted Williams. This is a huge relief for me, because I was saving money to freeze my head too.  So far I only have enough for my left ear, so I guess I can liquidate that money and use it to buy ad space for my Senate Run against Pocahontas. I didn't want to be a Curtsicle anyway. RIP to American royalty. We all just got dumber and uglier, and they said we couldn't do it!! USA!! -Curt

Monday, December 26, 2016

I Await Your Urgent Respond

I await your urgent respond
Dear Friend,
It’s my urgent need For a foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction.I am Kevin Taylor working with Abu Dhabi Commercial Bank here in Abu Dhabi (U.A.E) I write to contact you over a very important business transaction which will be of our interest and benefit to our both families.
In 2007,one Mr. Weimin, whose surname is same as yours and has your country in his file as his place of origin made a fixed deposit for 36 months, valued at $26,700,000.00 with my bank. I was his account officer before I rose to the position of Manager- Retail Consumer Operations . The maturity date for this deposit contract was 27th of September 2010.Sadly Mr.Weimin was among the death victims in the September 2009 earthquake in Indonesia that left over 1,200 people dead while he was there on business trip.
Since the last quarter of 2010 until today, the management of my bank have been finding means to reach him so as ascertain if he will roll over the Deposit or have the contract sum withdrawn. When I discovered that this will happen, I have tried to think up a procedure to preserve this fund and use the proceeds for business. Some directors here have been trying to find out from me the information about this account and the owner, but I have kept it closed because, I know that if they become aware that Mr Weimin is late, they will divert the funds for themselves. Therefore, am seeking your co-operation to present you as the one to benefit from his fund at his death since you have the same name, so that my bank head quarters will pay the funds to you. I have done enough inside bank arrangement and you only have to put in your details into the information network in the bank computers and reflect you as his next of kin.
If you concur with this proposal, I intend for you to retain 50% of the funds while 50% shall be for me. Kindly forward your response to me immediately through email below:
If you are interested I will like you to ask your question through my email because I can't be able to reply in the site immediately.
Mr. Kevin Taylor Abu Dhabi Commercial Bank , UAE.
Dear Mr. Kevin Taylor, 
With 13 million, I could make half of Amular2. I'd love to help you, but would require that you invest at least an additional 13 million USD to fulfill my gaming needs. This would also mean I wouldn't need to be a senator in order to obtain vast wealth.  Please seriously consider my generous counter offer. Together, we can change the world for the better.

Eagerly awaiting your reply, Curt

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Merry Trumpmas

Dear Curt, I was Christmas shopping at the dollar store today and the clerk told me 'Happy Holidays.' I was so mad I spray painted a swastika on the store window, went home and prayed. Curt did I do the right thing? -Missy, Malden

Missy, The only thing you did wrong was pray. The war on Christmas is real and you are just another casualty. Prayer only takes God's time away from giving the rich stock tips. 
There are 7 billion people in the world and 'most' of them are God loving Christians. You shouldn't be afraid to tell people they have no right to respect diversity on Christmas. It could be Hannuka everyday for all I care, Christmas is about Jesus, getting stuff and watching Die Hard. Luckily, we have a savior alive and well today and he's going to do everything in his power to put this PC stuff to bed, Lauren Duca be damned. -Curt

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Is Kellyanne Conway Really Alive?

Dear Curt, 
When did Kellyanne Conway die? -Gustave, Paris

We, at Dear Curt, never judge a woman's work ethic or purity of character by her appearance. All women are people and beautiful in their own way. Some are just more than others and give back by appearing in pageants. Just ask my wife: her job is to cook, clean, beat away Rhode Island debt collectors and rub Curt's sore gaming hands. A woman is most beautiful when she is doing a job very well, like getting a saggy chinned reality star elected to lead the free world when even the polling numbers out of the Economist said he'd lose by 47 states. Now that's woman's work.

That being said, I can only guess Kellyanne took too much arsenic and went 'Madame Ovary' the day Donald said pussy grabbing sexual assault was cool and just locker room talk. She's not dead, she just looks pale next to the regal orange glow of DJT. She'll tan up after few weeks of tweets like this. Merry Kisses. -Curt

Monday, December 19, 2016

((Horton)) Hears a Jew

Dear Curt, With the tapping of David Friedman as Ambassador to Israel, Mr. Trump is telling America and the rest of the GOP he stands with Israel. Mr Friedman seems like a great choice and it's lucky he's a bankruptcy lawyer who's friends with President "Elect." Curt, can we return the Palestinians to ISIS (and make them pay the postage)? -Victor, Boston

Dear Victor,David Friedman is a perfect choice to be the ambassador to Israel and here's why: He's Jewish. Jewish people will know more about Jewish stuff than non-Jewish people will. (Why do I even have to type it?) Of course he's "hostile to a two state blah blah blah" because as we all know Palestinians are terrorist Muslims, and their state is ISIS. Or radical Islamists or anything else Obama refuses to say about these hate spewers. Of course Hussein Obama did nothing to help the people of Israel, he's a foreign, Muslim dictator.  

The fact that Friedman is a bankruptcy lawyer is deceiving because most people are not aware that just by being born Jewish you are automatically a bankruptcy lawyer. A lot of Jews end up doing other things (Doctor), but all of them can calculate numbers and figure out ways to not pay taxes. It's sort of in their DNA. 

Soon, real Americans will be in charge of America and real life  Jewish people will be reporting on real world Jewish issues in Israel. And Palestinians will either follow Jewish rule or they will be building a wall that they have to stand behind forever.
Happy Hahn-u-kha! -Curt
ppls: Congrats on 200+ something in the 'election.' You already make an excellent king.

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Rick Perry and the UnGreen Mile

With Rick Perry in charge of the Dept. of Energy, will he divert more current to electric chairs in Texas prisons? -Tom, Austin

Dear Tim,
I am pretty sure Rick knows more about diverting electricity to chairs better than anyone anywhere. Old, young, mentally disabled... never mattered to Rick. You  ever rob a gum ball machine? Well not in Texas since RP juiced an 11 year old orphan. See: Tough on crime. If you kill the criminals, guess what? The crime stops. Plus he learned from dear friend W. He was in Lt. Governor before W saved the Country as President. Both share a keen intellect, excellent judgment and we're cheerleaders in College.

Go team America! RP is going to energize the hell out of us! Excited! -Curt

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Red Don

Dear Curt,
Curt, The Russians are not coming, they came. 1st when they invaded in the 80s and Swayze/Sheen saved us and then this summer. They stopped Hillary from winning. Donald should give them the Olympics back. Shouldn't we be thanking them? -Boris, St. Petersberg(FL)

Dear Boris,
Putin is a superstar. He's pretty much been president since Stain Head left and singlehandedly ended communism. I guess Reagan gets an assist.

History fact: Sheen/Swayze defeated the brown commies from Mexico.

We can learn some lessons from those Ruskies. Unlike the oil blocking Natives getting free government showers in "Whichever Dakota", Vlad sees what he wants and he takes it.  I mean, aside from the colored Easter egg industry, what else does The Ukraine really have? (Young hookers too).
So let's open the door to diplomacy with the Russians and welcome Vlad with open arms. -Curt

Saturday, December 10, 2016

Racist Hillary Tagging Trump

Dear Curt,
Someone has been writing "Trump" and "KKK" around underprivileged neighborhoods, trying to inform those people who won the election. I think because they may not know. The poor don't have access to Reddit and other reliable news sources like this website.

Liberals hate this public service. They are accusing great USA white people of "racism." However, I have done some graphology science on a sample of the graffiti and found some VERY interesting evidence. KKKurt, pls see the attached pic. Am I right? -Truth Seeker, NY

Dear Truth Seeker,
I have Alex Jones putting his best people on this. Just because The Republican Agenda has traditionally ignored, isolated and marginalized the inner cities, it doesn't mean they are racists. Look, people choose to be poor and if you want to be poor you have to pay a price.  It doesn't surprise me that lying, crooked Hillary is spreading hate. We know she's murdered hundreds, rigged elections, tortured mistresses and ridiculed Harambe
Your indisputable evidence makes you an exposer of truth and a real patriot. Soldier on, hero.

Thursday, December 8, 2016

John Glenn Voted for Trump

Curt, Did John Glenn vote for Trump? -Tim, Houston

Jim, It's probably not appropriate to talk about it today, because RIP to a great American hero, he's dead. However, because he was a white man, and a registered Democrat, I'm almost sure he might have (so yes).  As Trump's Masschseets voice, I must express my condolences to humanity, for we lost a good one today. Trump might be a Time Person of the Year (rigged) but Senator Glenn was a Human for all Time and he will be missed. I must go condole Shonda now; housework is the best medicine. -C

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Clinton Never Stood Up To China

Dear Curt,
If Trump decides to order up a Chinese war, will it be delivered or can we go and pick it up? I don't wanna pay no tariff or tip.  I know there are a lot of them people but they are small.

This all has to do with Killary using innocent children as pizza toppings, right? She forced the Chinese to embarrass President Trump and he's just defending us with his phone. 

I know this is true because even GOD says fake news is wrong. -Donna, Lemonska 

Dear Donna,
Now Curt is hungry!  But not hungry for little boys like Jon "The Molesta" Podesta.  Yeah once little Jimmy hits 12, Podesta's Pizza Porn Palace turns him into spicy sausage.

Have you ever heard of divide and conquer? By hitting Taiwan up, Trump is driving a wedge in China's massive country. Trump knows that to make America Great Again: It should be much bigger than China. When he declares me the Prince of Massachusetts, I plan on invading New England and the tri-state area.  I can't wait to nuke Rhode Island and turn it into a giant beach for my colony!  They will pay (again) for the *Amular disgrace.
*Idea: Name my colony Amular! -Curt

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Who Will America Nuke First?

After Goldman Sachs gives the okay, who will Trump nuke first? -Excited in Tampa

Dear Excited,
Well, it was looking like Iran, or Iraq (does it really matter which?) but since he's already moved us to DEFCON 4 by humiliating the Chinese, *Curt's money is on China.
Plus, you get more kills per bomb given how many Chinamen there are over there. The gum ball machine mini toy market will take a hit, but we'll barely notice other than that. -Curt

*Curt has no actual money due to Amular.
Watch our friend Lloyd Blankfein at the 2:15 mark; anything but perfection is just subprime. The American Middle Class thanks you Goldman Sachs for all your help loaning us a #maga depression in 2009. DJT will do whatever you say.

Friday, December 2, 2016

Rachel Maddow Hates America

Dear Curt,
Did you happen to see Rachel Maddow viciously attack you on her communist news show last night-Connie in Scituate

Dear Connie,
Unless I am looking for the latest trends in lesbian, liberal lies, why would I watch that steaming pile of crap that MSNBC trouts out every night.  First off, does that broad own another blazer? She wears the same damned thing every day.  Rachel, you're a woman, show some cleavage once in a while and let that buzz cut grow out a little. Secondly, her show is downright un-American.  Now that her one true love, Fidel Castro has passed away, where will she look for pleasure. Oh wait, I know, the old lesbian in the cupboard, Lezzie Warren.  Sure she's not out of the closet - but come on - the liberal values, the short hair, the being from Massachusetts...Total dyke. 
So no, I didn't watch that trash, Curt watched Hannity on one screen and Alex Jones on the other, as I browsed Breitbart and Drudge on my laptop - like a real American does. -Curt   

Thursday, December 1, 2016

((Rudolph)) is a Wussy Liberal

Isn't Rudolph just a soft LIBERAL? Who blames their nose for all their problems? ((Jews))? -Kris, Germany

All people of differing abilities are welcome in Trump's America. However, those without perfect hair, skin and teeth (we'll call them Melanian) should be identified and registered. They may even need to be temporarily displaced for a few new Trump hotels and golf resorts, luckily America has a robust train industry and everyone loves camping or ((camps)). 

As for Rudolph, yes he is a giant wussy liberal. He needs to learn how to play games with the other deers or do whatever the fu(k Santa says because, Santa, like Jesus and the GOP, sees and understands the common American. We've all been in Rudolf's position and had to fit in. Sure he could be an individual but that's pussy bull. Looking and sounding perfect is the new reindeer game, or risk be laughed at and called names by the Donald. I love America!

Just look at these two great populists getting their hands dirty trying to solve the problems of regular working class Americans. God Bless them.

*Footnote, according to my well-informed sources in the Reddit community, Sam the Snowman named names to the HUAC, like a good red-blooded American. Thank you for the heads-up masinmancy!

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Communists Hacked Twitter To Quiet Curt

Dear Curt,
I can't live without your constant tweet storm? Where are you? -Anxious in Ansonia
Dear Anxious,

It's true, the liberal media elite hashbraggers have suspended me (@dearcurt) from Twitter, denying my scores, legions and gaggle of 12 followers the pleasure and guidance my tweets bring them.  I guess the trruths hurt and they can't face my all-right alt-right revolution.  Do I think it's a coincidence that the day after I post about Snowden my account is hacked and suspended?  Obviously it has nothing to do with my racist, misogynist, xenophobic rants where I blatantly resort to name calling and trolling? Because...When in Rome!  Soon, the Alt-Right media will overpower the Liberal Medial Elite (and Lezzy Warren) and then it will be @dearcurt 24-7 running the message to the sheeple! Exiled from Twittersville, -Curt 

Monday, November 28, 2016

Hillary Seduced Snowden, Then The Russians Hacked The Election: #Recount2016

Dear Curt,
Did Hillary Clinton force Edward Snowden and the Russians to hack the election so she could win the popular vote? We, the people, made sure Trump won the electoral college. But how did she do it? Are she and Snowden lovers?  -Joe, Weymouth

Dear Joe, 
Snowden spelled backwards is nedwons. "Ned" was Ned Martin, former Red Sox broadcasting legend.  So, what does that add up to? A CONSPIRACY!!! I haven't yet connected all the dots just yet but most stories about Snowden boil down to Dirty Bill's balls and Crooked Hillary's campaign. My interns are investigating. 

This recount is a sham. President Trump already received the lying Indian giver's concession. Once you call and quit, the election is over.  Look, nobody hacked the vote. The alt-right hacked the American consciousness, and now we all get to reap the rewards for a long Trump (at least 8 years) presidency.  I'll be in the Senate after Pocahontas Warren fails and we'll make America/Mass great again together. Suck it Libtards! -Curt

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Castro Voted For Hillary and Now He's Dead

Dear Curt, 
Did Castro vote for Hillary? -Carl, Danvers

Yes, I believe he did. (Hussein) Obama made all Cubans American citizens last year so they could leach off of the Affordable Care Act like true filthy communists. As a new American immigrant, Castro was able to vote and now he's dead. Coincidence? I seriously doubt it. Killery will now be able to rig the 'election' in Cuba just like she did in the 1 or 2 states she won. She'll be running that island like the White House Travel Office in no time, because for some reason she can't just sit at home and bake cupcakes like women are supposed to do. I stand with Florida. -Curt

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

The Indians Took Everything From Us, Thx Lezzy Warren

How dare this nasty buffalo jockey lesbian casino building woman build a coalition in the Democratic PartyI think she might even be secret ((jew)). Doesn't she recognize Donald's mandate with American people? 

Dear Anonymous,
The only thing the Democrats will be building is the wall. (Apparently the dirty Mexicans won't do it - too lazy). You won't have to worry about Warren for long, because me and the Alt-Right voters will trounce her.  I know the polls aren't looking great for me yet, but I seem to remember they weren't looking good for President Trump and look where he is (Trump Tower)Pocahontas represents a shameful American past. I mean look at the Indian thing in North, or South Dakota (Not sure).  Some Americans are trying to make oil prices cheaper with this pipeline, something that will only help the American workers and these Native UNAMERICANS are blocking it.  The Indians took everything from us. Our beads for Manhattan and now a stance against a pipeline? Lest we not forget how they destroyed Donald's Atlantic City with their ILLEGAL Casinos in Connecticut. Also, where are the feathers and mocs? These aren't the Indians we grew up with, with their laws and white man ways.  I thought they are supposed to commune with nature, not block it from bringing oil to the masses.
You might be right, Lezzy Warren may be a secret Jew. We probably want to come up with a system where we mark the Jews and Muslims so we know what's what. I'm thinking a tattoo of some sort?  Just a thought. -Curt  
Just look at the free water these lazy Indian protesters are getting on our dime!
Here's your homework kids, study this new #MAGA 'MERICA map for next time.

Monday, November 21, 2016

Michael Flynn Loves All Foreigners, Even the Cancers

Dear Curt, 
A good friend of mine just got a job consulting for a big real estate mogul. He's going to learn him how to deal with foreigners. The problem is he’s been a paid consultant for other foreigners and has been sitting in on classified USA intelligence daily briefings for months. That means he just loves all foreigners, right?
Also, congrats to Lt. General Flynn (Middletown, RI!) for his new role as national security adviser. It sure is comforting to hear someone say all Muslims are dirty jihadists and should be feared.

Curt, I know you are a bit of a tech wizard. Why does my keyboard have an “ALT” button, but no “RIGHT” button? Is this just the communist Chinese computer leftists. Do I still will have to manually type out my own racist slurs again and again. I could be busy burning things. Isn’t this something a non-white immigrant should do for me? -Richard, Richmond
Dear Dick,Congrats to your new friend. He'll be earning and spending in the USA, making it great again!  I don't understand the complexities of business, or real estate or classified briefings or foreigners. What I do know is that Daisuke ripped off the Red Sox and now that Trump is in office, we'll be repaying the favor and ripping off foreign countries for a change 

Look if even .0001% of Muslims are jihadists, shouldn't we view that as 100% so we stay safe?  Even the Red Chinese know this. Better to be safe than sorry.  
Just use : ALT+CTRL+R - That stands for "The Alt-Right controls all." -Curt

PS. Trump University will give you a comprehensive education in everything.

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Killary Once Smothered a Litter of Kittens

Dear Curt,
A Facebook friend told me on Snapchat that President Trump is going to put Crooked Hillary in jail in his first 100 minutes in office. Where do you think she should go? Maximum security or a chain gang? I've heard since Obama let all those ISISists go free that Gitmo has lots of empty rooms with no email access. Can we waterboard or just electro-Pence that nasty woman? They want to be treated as equals, right?  

As a true-fact, I know she once smothered a litter of kittens with a pants suit. - Jimmer, Fall River
Dear Jimmer,
Killary should be prosecuted beyond the full extent of the law. Some think that being cleared of these charges was enough, but I think where there's smoke, there's fire and where there is fire there are emails from Crooked Hillary.  
It's pretty simple to me, if you put our Republic at risk because your server is hacked, you should be on trial for treason.  Government servers are super secure and NEVER get hacked, and when you break the law, you face the piper.  I'm also pretty sure that private email servers are mentioned in the bible as being a mortal sin.  As for punishment, do they still have firing squads in Texas? Louisiana? Not sure, I'll have to research that, but I think that's the best way to teach people about sound records management practices.  First it's a private email server, next it's storing paper records in a humid warehouse.  So I have to ask, where does it end?   -Curt

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Russia is Very White and Red, Like Curt

Was wondering your personal preference to strong computer log-in security of your Motherland on laptop email. Is dis something Senator Schilling does? If so could please be kind as to post password/username for example. In secret office where I work, Putin cuts off thumbs even if we email meme to secretary. Sorry for my poor englash, I am just American Rustbelt cowboy, thank you for secrets. - Спасибо, Springfield

Dear Mr Springfield, 
Grammar is no big deal, it's just a liberal tool to keep common folks like us down. I'm a tech guy, like Elon Musk and Bill Gates so I am 100% safe with my password. I use a 43 bit encryption key and super good passwords like "Godhatesfags1!" See how I used capital letters and a special character? That's safety. I learned to be safe when I was creating my ground breaking game Kingdoms of Amular:Reckoning. I mean don't you think the World of Warcraft people tried to get a sneak peak at a shallow imitation of their game? I'm no dummy, so I invested a lot of time and taxpayer money to keep it secret and it worked. Liberals got hacked because they are soft on security
I'm sick of the Russia hating. It's a very white country, with strong leadership and a deeply troubling human rights agenda, especially when it comes to gays. 
Hack away hackers. Wikileaks is still exposing Hillary's sinister emails. Julian Assange is simply a great American Patriot! Just like you! -Curt

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Mount Trumpmore

Dear Curt,
I tried to grab one of my wives by the pussy, but unlike the other three, this one has an "INy" and I came away with nothing. I have small hands and keeping them to myself isn't an option, what should I do? Plz help Curt!!

Also, Since there are only 4 spots on Mt. Rushmore, which one should we ISIS off to make room for #45? Do we have to use the same filthy rock or can we use marble and gold? -Lenny, Salt Lake

Dear Lenny in Salt Lake,An iny? You might mean she's frigid.  That's a problem for every woman Curt has ever touched so I am very familiar with that. A fat bank account will help, but if you can't do that, just hang out with ugly people all the time.  DLowe used to love to hang with Curt back in the day for that very reason. 

Umm, Mount Rushmore will look awesome with a giant marble and gold Donald.  WTF did Teddy Roosevelt ever do? The Teddy Bear? Big deal.  Kids are into video games and the youtubes now, not teddy bears.  Time to Isis the hell out of at least two of those ancient heads.  Just leave Reagan and W intact up there. -Curt

Monday, November 14, 2016

We'll Have a Gay Old Time

Dear Curt,
I am so sick of the racist, xenophobic, antisemitic trash that you spew? Shut up and talk sports you Barney Rubble looking motherfucker. -John in New Haven

Dear John,
Haters gonna Hate! Hate the game not the Curt. 

First of all, never use that language with me. Dear Curt is a family friendly environment where I answer serious questions about the problems we face today, namely the Blacks, Browns, Jews, Muslims, Queers, Cross Dressers, Libtards, Feminazis, Gypsies, etc. Also, in case you weren't watching closely, I kind of flamed out on the sports thing, and the video game running thing (Until I found punditry and politics one of my friends even called me Steve Jobless!).  Also, the video game thing was all Rhode Island's fault, not mine. I'm not bitter at all that I blew all of my money on a video game company because in my heart of hearts, I love that game we made and it was worth the 50 million I spent on it. The 243 people who bought the game universally found it slightly above average with praise like: "Mediocre" and "6 out of 10", so I think I knew what I was doing.  It was the government, making me pay fair wages and give benefits, and they forced me to pay taxes, like some kind of chump.  Thank the good Lord that Trump is in office, and taxes on big business will disappear. Finally we can stimulate the economy and get the 3.9% of people out of work in jobs.
As for Barney Rubble comparison, I'm okay with that. I think he's got a certain charm about him... -Curt